Recently I've made two disturbing discoveries.
1. I've had a typo in my profile THIS WHOLE TIME. Not just a run of the mill dyslexic typo or even a finger-too-fast-on-the-keyboard typo, I had entire extra letters in the word "moment." I am such a spelling snob that I would like to think perhaps I was drunk when I set up my profile. Given my known habits, odds are pretty decent I was. Not attractive, I know, but I'd rather be drunk than stupid.
2. Speaking of drunk, for all you budding sommeliers out there, I have learned that Apple Jacks and Sauvignon Blanc are a bad pairing. The combination just might make you throw up a little.
Enough said.
An Easter Miracle
6 years ago
1 comment:
Apple Jacks as in the orange crunch kid's cereal. Just thinking about the combo is making my stomach rumble. Sounds like a life lesson you had to learn the hard way.
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